CITY'S SLICK TALKER PULLS OFF DAZZLING HEIST|MAJOR PAYDAY!

Well folks, you ain't gonna imagine this! Our very own smooth-talking thief just pulled off a heist so impressive, it's got the whole town buzzing. He/She hit the antique shop clean, making off with a fortune. The cops are on the case, but so far, this charmer has managed to slip through their grasp. Word on the street is that he/she might be headi